Meeting Zeta-Protocol: The Unnecessary Iterations of Inefficiency

Due to a recent surge in productivity, the management has decided to implement Meeting Zeta-Protocol, a revolutionary new system designed to ensure that meetings will never actually end on time.

Key features include:

• Unnecessary 5-minute breaks every 10 minutes
• Bi-weekly re-iteration of meeting minutes
• Random, 10-minute power outage to simulate "real-world" interruptions
• Unlimited adjournment options

But wait, there's more! Our team of highly trained, over-caffeinated professionals will be providing:

• Regular, 30-minute "Synergy Breaks" to ensure maximum team-building
• Bi-weekly "Disaster Recovery" sessions to discuss the last week's meetings
• Optional "Productivity-Enhancing" meditation sessions with certified "Meeting Whisperers"

Don't worry, we'll make sure you're never bored! Click here to learn more: Meeting Alpha-Protocol: The Original, Bare Minimum

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